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Piper McLean ([personal profile] nice_pipes) wrote2036-06-24 09:03 pm

Voicemail

Hey, you've reached Piper McLean. I can't take your call right now, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-02-18 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, what.]

Meet him? Why do you have to meet him?

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-02-18 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's just one date. [Protests with a flustered grumble.] Please tell me you're not going to demand I bring all the people I know here over just so you can meet them.

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-02-21 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets him to start sputtering.] What? No, he's not - we're not - it's not like that! We're just - I only met him three days ago! Are you crazy?

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-02-25 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not in love with him. We're just getting to know each other.

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-02-25 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I know. That still doesn't mean he's my - that we're -

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-02-25 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I mean, yes, we're not a couple.

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-02-25 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my gods.

[He's just going to cover his face with his hands and grumble into them.]

I don't... think that would be a good idea.

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-03-07 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not going to happen.

[Nice things don't happen to the children of Hades.]

[personal profile] zombiedude 2014-03-08 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[... Uuuuurgh, why does she have to be right.]